Showing posts with label Movie Review. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movie Review. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Atonement


Director and lead stare at the story as it spasmodically twitches on the floor and dies.

OK, we'll start with the pros. This movie is absolutely beautiful. The acting is mostly good and every shot is like a work of art. But then there is the story. Act one contained a good story, almost compelling if moody spoiled British aristocrats staring at each other in a maudlin passion is your thing. But then someone had the idea that this story should be an epic and it all went to bloody hell. Suddenly, and I do mean suddenly, this movie is Band of Brothers meets gone with the Wind and nothing makes sense. How this movie got the attention it did this year is a not so much a mystery to me (people like the pretty pictures) but it is somewhat disappointing.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

AUGUST RUSH

I can hear my finger if I hold my cross!







Let's disregard the utterly unbelievable guitar whacking we were supposed to believe was music Let's set aside the fact that this movie is proof positive that people will only remember the last things they see. Here is the big secret -- this is a kids movie! The first hour of this film is a string of poorly acted, insincere and ill conceived plot points. The miracle of this film is that it ends on an emotionally resonant note with universal appeal. I reluctantly tip my hat to their achievement, but will not conceded that this is a good movie. But, all is well that ends well.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

3:10 to Yuma (1957)


I can stare at shadows harder than you can, Pardner!

As westerns go, this one is an interesting character study and a tribute to holding fast to ones' values. There is a point where the family man has the prisoner in his home for dinner and his son asks the mother if they are going to say grace before the meal, (since there is a bad man joining them). The mother calmly explains that "grace is for everyone." Which is pretty much the point of the movie.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

LORD OF WAR

What guns?
OK. So apparently war is bad. Really! Like, who knew? And apparently, to make it worse, if you, like, make war easier to happen, you are somehow responsible. How could that be? I mean, I had no idea, so luckily this move came along to enlighten me. I mean, what movie does not get better when you layer in a heavy handed moral message? Well done Hollywood. I am convinced that gun runners everywhere are stewing in deep remorse with nothing to console them except their extreme wealth.

EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATED

Pardon me, have you seen my seeing eye bitch?



If you are like me you will see this movie as an endless feast of scenes filled with visual metaphor, lines of dialog with subtext, clever work play and a 70s style male emotional journey. If so, then this premium movie is for you. (Alright, the end of the movie was a little jumbled) If you are more concrete than I, then a movie synopsis with a familiar ring to it is as follows: this movie is basically about a myopic and obtuse Frodo who goes on a road trip confront the legacy of the evil Sauro-nazi.

Friday, February 29, 2008

SEMI-PRO

Jackie Moon (Ferrell): one-hit-wonder of the hit song, Love me Sexy.

Yes, I saw this in the theater. The "Semi" of Semi-Pro refers to its comedic stance. It gets lost trying to be a semi-comedy, a semi-70's structure film and a semi-sports flick. Tremendous comedy cast in a film which never really hits its stride.

Friday, February 15, 2008

BALLS OF FURY

What part of sudden death don't you understand?

OK, I admit it, I liked this movie! I hang my head in shame. What appears to have been a Jack Black vehicle which never got its driver worked for me. Maybe it was the Def Leppard songs, or the string of amusing cameos. Maybe it was the deadpan delivery of so many inappropriate moments. When Christopher Walkin, clad in Elton John style Chinese emperor garb speaks his first line, "Okie Dokie Artichokee", it felt like home.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

There will be Blood . . . and Music


It's a western to sure. But it doesn't have good guys and bad guys. Instead it is a character driven film that has grit and reality. In the first few sequences, you know what it felt like to be a prospector deep in the bowels of the earth. The only sound is the crunch and puncture of a pick axe fruitlessly chiseling away in the hopes of finding a little gold or silver ore.
This film would be good but a little tedious if it weren't for the music by Philip Glass. No melodramatic high pitches, no predictable foreshadowing of the next thing to come. The music does not drive the action. No, it illustrates each moment, each scene, each human experience. Especially poignant is the experience of sudden and permanent deafness after oil swells unexpectedly from the ground in a great black gusher. Glass' music mimics the isolated sound of the soul in a body that no longer has the distraction of birds and wind and idle gossip to distract. It's haunting. Like no other film I've seen, this film is made compelling by the unforgettable, yet un-hummable music.
It's an Upton Sinclair story from beginning to end--unrelenting in its direct gaze on the imperfections of the human character. A steely tale, an unforgiving narration of one man's journey through greed and love and doing the best he knows how to do. I give this film high marks for its resistance to the traditional narrative arc, to sentiment, to the easy way out. It's only weakness lies in the performance of Paul Dano--a young pup who couldn't pull off the layers required for a disingenuous, but nearly sincere, evangelical preacher. Forgive the film this one poor performance, and you'll enjoy the rare experience of a film that is about human beings as we know them.
Review by Sam Noir and Sarah M. Dennison

Saturday, February 9, 2008

WINTER PASSING

Watches like a
morphine
drip.



Great actors playing delightful roles. Not much in the way of crazy stuff like plot or pathos. Ferrell plays a new kind of idiot, ego-less and much more endearing. Zooey is the every-girl of sadness - her dysfunctions play genuinely plausible. Ed Harris plays, well an eccentric older dude, as usual. Nice movie for feeling like your own life ain't so bad.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Like a rotting strawberry...


Waaaaay across the yawniverse. This has got to be the most self indulgent piece of film I have ever seen. Barely a music video, the first half hour featured a girls singing while approaching the camera as football players sprung into the air around her, then a singer approaching the camera as bowlers bowled all around him. I like the Beatles, but this was like enduring a prekindergarten's poetry recital.

Sunday, February 3, 2008


Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself?
REAL GENIUS
Holds up well. Great one liners. Stock 80s characters. Refreshingly absurd. Val Kilmer basically walks through the move dropping Groucho Marx lines.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Classic.







Futurama: Bender's Big Score
Funny, funny and funny. Laugh out loud. Nibbler rides up on his mighty hamster steed, then dismounts and eats it. Chocked full of call backs to the series; the lucky clover, the abandoned dog, all the old cast. Great opening which thinly lampoons Fox for canceling the show. Overall, not the most compelling story, lots of time travel shenanigans, but enjoyable all the way through.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008


Molly and Pencil, Pencil is cute. Pencil dies. I should care, but I don't; which, in an odd way, makes me sad.

YEAR OF THE DOG
Title says it all. Good actors, story wanders all over the place, never connects with the audience. I kept getting excited by a new actor or plot point, but they never delivered anything satisfying, insightful or rewarding.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

THE BIG CHILL
For those of us who were hit with the Breakfast Club right in the heart of our teen years, it's time to embrace the emotional sequel. (which came out before the teen BC, B.C.- B.C. as it were).

If you are over 30, you must (re)watch this chronicle of the flaw which hamstrings all who pursue grand ambition and lofty goals. In the end, we are all only human.

Monday, January 28, 2008

[As Comic Book Guy] Best. Movie. Ever.

THE SIMPSON'S MOVIE
Saw it twice. Funny and energizing act one, OK act two, ends cliche'edly well. Oddly touching was the scene where Marge leaves Homer a Dear John taped over their wedding video - it felt right. Additionally, this is one of the few main stream movies that can contain a message without losing focus.

THE DARWIN AWARDS
Recipe for this movie.
Step One: Take the first 10 minutes of Magnolia and multiply by nine
Step Two: Add a Hemophobic ex-detective/cop/actuary for quirky character, mix in Winona Ryder side-kick
Step Three: Let sit for 1.5 hours, consume quickly before the novelty wears off



Raise your hand if you know how to make a visual effect!

Monday, January 21, 2008

THE MATADOR

Watches like a stage play. A few good twists, some great acting, but not very strong as a movie. Shoots for a level which is misses. Worth watching if your Netflix queue is out of "A" list material.
. Acting is the art of staring at something very hard.
Jessica whispers the word "story" to Dane, unfortunately Dominoes delivery distracts him from this critical bit-o-wisdom.


GOOD LUCK CHUCK
Schlock-tastic! Derivative. Painful. 15 minutes into Good Luck Shmuck my brain imploded and leaked into my latte. Hey, maybe the next movie I see will be the perfect movie... just like the premise of this movie and... and... no, that would be ridiculous.
MISS POTTER
Setting A+. It could have been a good movie, but insisted it was a biography and therefore chose to follow events rather than the story. Will they ever learn? On the positive side, it did inspire me to address everyone super-ultra-formally from now on. "Mr. or Miss Dear Reader, good day!"

Sunday, January 20, 2008



REIGN OVER ME
Stage-playish. A bit heavy handed, tries to sound-track you into feeling a certain way, but the characters unfold nicely. The scene where Sandler kisses his mother in law on the cheek got me.


Sandler and Cheadle play Shadow of the Colossus.
Finally a melodrama
specifically fixated on boring video games!